Eureka

I took a day off for my son’s 16th birthday but for some time I was home alone since it’s not yet a national holiday. I went to the store and bought kid food, including chocolate milk, strawberries and a box of cornflakes. This box didn’t seem to be half-smashed, which is usually the case, but full of hale and whole flakes. So I sorted through in search of Jesus’ face, or Mary’s, or any remnant of the saints, prophets or apostles, or even George Fox or Ron L. Hubbard, but none appeared.
Instead I found:

Teardrop

Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen

Fang, molar, incisor 

Gene Simmons’ tongue

Deformed heart

Coat hook

Oyster and pearl

Chile

Schnitzel with mushrooms

Van Gogh’s ear