I can't stop washing my hair

The suspect in the child murder case, K., slept exactly 7 hours and 14 minutes Sunday night in an LA jail, where the low overnight was 63 degrees. Northwest winds were calm. K.’s cell is 6 x 9 feet, with a standard metal bed and a porcelain toilet flushable from inside the cell. Further investigation is needed to ascertain the presence of a sink. For this reason we do not know if K. brushed his teeth in his cell or what brand of toothpaste he chooses. K. appeared rested upon waking. The quality of his sleep was judged “adequate” by guards who wished to remain anonymous. Psychologists report that K. sleeps in fetal position, which they consider intriguing but not incriminating. Sitting on the edge of his 5.5-inch-thick mattress, K. was observed to yawn twice in English. Going to the lidless toilet, he commenced to take a shit expected to last for months. His breakfast arrived in the meantime, consisting of blah blah fat blah crap blah spam blah mash and blah. More later.