Cell Phone Etiquette 101

I’m at the Acme.
I’m on the train.
I’m at Stonehenge.
I’m stuck in February.
I’m at the bottom of the ocean.
I’m under the thumb of a bluebird.
I’m halfway through Proust.
I’m in my pajamas.
I’m in the middle of my animal sacrifice,
call later.

thanks to s.ward for the photo