Ok, this is a really funny bit of navel gazing. I got this from Julie Carter’s blog. Let me know if you execute because I'll want to see it.
1) Your Rock Star name: Toto Kurzröder
(the name of first pet with your current street name)
Of course we all know there was a band named Toto, and it sucked. Throwing in the German street makes matters all the worse.
2) Your Movie Star name: Ruth KitKat
(first name of your paternal grandfather/grandmother & your favorite candy)
This one was tough. My favorite candy is probably Goldberg’s Peanut Chews, but I don’t think they make them anymore. So I just used the candy bar I eat 3 or 4 times a week.
3 Your Fly Girl/Guy name: S-Slo
(first initial of your first name with the first 2 or 3e letters of your last name)
Hmmmm, good name for a perfume or a brand of jeans. Or has that been done?
4) Your Detective name: Panda Blue
(favourite animal and favourite colour)
I am sure to get a lot of business with this one.
5) Your Soap Opera name: Jane Plainfield
(middle name and the city where you were born)
6) Your Star Wars name: Slo Ker Ste
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name, & first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Isn’t there a female band named this? Or am I thinking of Sloan Kettering hospital?
8) Your Porn Star name: Jane A. Marlborough
(middle name, father's middle initial, and the street you grew up on)
This sounds inauspiciously wholesome.
9) Your Superhero name: The Blue Ubahn
('The', your favourite colour, and the automobile you drive)
Hell, look out! I don't have a license.
10) Your Ghetto name: SaNiqua X
(first 2 or 3 letters of your first name, -Shawn/Quan/Quita/Niqua, last name of whatever President or Prime Minister is on the currency you have in your pocket)
There is not prime minister or president on the "euro." It has no personality at all. It has been dumbed down in the name of compromise to become the most boring milquetoasty currency the world knows. I'd rather pay in buttons.
Monday, July 17, 2006
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I'm cracking up over your euro/buttons comment!
okay, this one looks like fun. I love my navel.
1) Your Rock Star name: Pepper Talway (rock on!)
(the name of first pet with your current street name)
2) Your Movie Star name: Derna Twix (I prefer Kit Kats, actually, but that name was already taken!)
(first name of your paternal grandfather/grandmother & your favorite candy)
3 Your Fly Girl/Guy name: L-Fin (elephant?)
(first initial of your first name with the first 2 or 3e letters of your last name)
4) Your Detective name: Shar-Pei Blue
(favourite animal and favorite colour)
5) Your Soap Opera name: Rene' Highlands
(was really born in Oak Park, but that doesn't cut it as a name, so used where I first lived as an infant.
(middle name and the city where you were born)
6) Your Star Wars name: Gur Pao Bel
(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name, & first 3 letters of your pet's name)
8) Your Porn Star name: Rene' R. Stone
(middle name, father's middle initial, and the street you grew up on)
9) Your Superhero name: The Blue Liberty
('The', your favourite colour, and the automobile you drive)
10) Your Ghetto name: LaQuanvisa (I never have cash!)
(first 2 or 3 letters of your first name, -Shawn/Quan/Quita/Niqua, last name of whatever President or Prime Minister is on the currency you have in your pocket)
This was fun. I loved reading yours, and hope others write theirs as well!
I think my favorite one of mine is Pepper Talway.
ha! but what does a girl do who has never had a pet, doesn't have a pet and who's grown up in a ocuntry where middle names are not so common?
for the first two "problems", i could use my brothers, perhaps?
*giggle* m
This looks like fun, so I'll play.
1. Rock Star Name: Honey Ash (yes, I live on Ash Street)
2. Movie Star Name: Virgil Take Five (sounds like a directive)
3. Fly Guy Name: A-Bow
4. Detective Name: Llama Orange
5. Soap Name: Hamilton Fordyce
6. Star Wars Name: Bow-And-Bar
7. Porn Name: Hamilton E. Houston
8. Superhero Name: The Orange Accord (sounds like a political agreement)
9. Ghetto Name: AshQuan Jackson
Lauren - I think all your names are funny. Derna Twix? René Highlands? I even like Shar-Pei Blue, which sounds very exotic.
awww, michi. yeah, i bet your brothers will do as pets and middles.
AshQuan -
Hamilton E. Houston is a perfect porn star name. Probably it'll even do as the title of a movie.
sarah - posted the results at my blog. thought of a different solution for the pet problem. :)
i think my names don't rock like yours or lauren's or ash's, but then of course it' a language thing, apart from having boring first names. ;)
lauren - renee r stone? sharon's sister? same, er, type of underwear? *LOL*
I defy anyone to get a more ludicrous movie star name than Bertha Toasted Log. :D
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