Of all doors in the vacation house, the kitchen door is the worst.
It must be opened with a key but the key will not position properly to turn the lock.
Rejiggle and try to turn, rejiggle and try. It all comes to nothing.
This lock is like a clump of knotted hair that only gets knottier.
Just leave it alone and come back later? Take a walk around, lay the key down and hope it works when it’s cooled off?
(Is this even the key?)
Wanted: Two bearded vikings with battering ram.
And lo, I say unto thee, someone may have moved the stone but even Jesus could not unlock this lock.