Monday, October 26, 2009

Eamonn's model bio

Eamonn was born in 1970.
Eamonn has written hundreds of stories.
Eamonn is a he, with two n’s.
He was born in New Jersey.
He is of Connecticut.
He is a two-and-a-half-hour drive from the beach.
Eamonn is of two minds.
Eamonn is insanely happily married.
Eamonn lives inside his wife with three cats.
On top of Old Smokey.
Eamonn was born for San Diego.
Eamonn’s work has appeared, or will appear.
Eamonn has been published in one hundred magazines.
He comes from contented.
His auspicious.
His auspicious beginning.
His auspicious beginning has not been snuffed.
His limp is the product of a childhood crush.
He was born and bred like a sheepdog.
On a dude ranch. On the moon. In rapid succession.
Eamonn has been born again and again.
His is the numberless, and at random.
He takes place in the plural.
When the mood strikes, he sits down like Salvador Dali.
All covered with snow.
Eamonn is the awkward author of this sentence.
Then suddenly he’s not.

7 comments:

Ron. said...

Oh, my freakin Lord, Sloat, will you puleeze knock it off? This is too freakin good for mine merely mortal eyes.

It's not just that it's freaking great poetry (which it is), but where do you come up with these concepts?

I WANT SOME OF THAT!
Is there any room inside there for me? What do you eat for breakfast?

Ron. said...

No, wait...Don't answer that.

I'm gonna use it.

ron hardy said...

My comment would be something like Ron's except I am trying to write the proof for this. I smell logarithm and brownian motion. Way stochastic Sarah, way stochastic. And awesome.

SarahJane said...

I forgot awesome. Surely there's something awesome about Eamonn. One of his three cats' nine lives?
I think I'll use this as a bio model, too. Too bad you're usually limited to 50 words. Could just leave out the articles and auxiliary verbs.

ron hardy said...

Could. Could pretty much describes Eamonn. Born of cow. Bowls Tuesday night with Bunyan and John Henry. Poker, Fridays, with Pecos Bill. Please supply a recent photo of Eamonn.

SarahJane said...

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=119281&id=679921644&l=5c996a1c3c

ron hardy said...

Miles and me...smile

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