Somebody's tried to break my spirit in this room.
They're not going to break my spirit. 
I'm going to continue to go out 
And do the things that I love to do, 
And try and be honest and genuine 
To every person I can be. 
It's the way I was brought up. 
It's what I know.
—Feb. 5, 2008, deposition
I missed this the other day. Slate rearranged some of Roger Clemens' statements into poetry. The 'break my spirit' one is my favorite. I have to say, though, that Clemens' poetry can't compete with Donald Rumsfeld's, whose "Glass Box" is one for the ages.
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bah! these are great! no, they're terrible, but you know what i mean... yes, these are priceless.
better than the pooh and piglet books, no?
If anything, they've got original voice. smile
Well, I like some of the D.H. Rumsfeld ones. They're kind of similar to D.H. Lawrence poetry: passionate, conversational, repetitious, spontaneous, kind of the odd expression . . .
I shall henceforth lump them together as the D.H. Poets.
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