friday confession

ignored the obvious
freaked without reason
over-hoped
hoped for the opposite
indulged schadenfreude
laughed at my own jokes
missed the point
fucked with the evidence
dug up the hatchet
snitched, wheedled and binged
visualized the lurid
examined the teeth of the gift horse
fed my resentment
exaggerated the positives
exaggerated the negatives
backed down and backed out
tippled, fibbed and littered
went for the jugular