i could try to write a poem a day this month, but up to now i haven't had time. instead, as a start, i made up 30 poem titles.
Pleasure's Last Anatomy Lesson * My Bootheel's 8 o'clock Appointment
The Agony of Fawnbrown Eyeshadow * For Lack of a Sombrero
Twin Superstitions * I Tire Of Hanging Myself To Death
Scrambled Flora of Parsippany * As Smoke Enters My Mustache
The Smell of Burning Brakes * Neon Jesus
The Four Seasons' Bartender's First Wife * The Heiress's Old Hoisery
The Wild Ride of the Duchess Potato * Porcelain Ohio
Swift Mistress of Baguettes * Weariness to No Avail
Monday At 6.31 am It Was 46 Degrees * Timid Cinnamon
A Pre-programmed Fuckup of the Spanish Grammar * Argyle
The Brothel's Sad Aquarium * Buy OEM Software
ok, i still have some work to do
Monday, April 09, 2007
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hahahaha! I think you could sell those - I'd probably buy one. I'm poem-titled challenged.
me, too. i think because I usually write the poem and then try to come up with a title... May be better to start with the title and see where that goes.
okay: how many "Buy OEM software" emails do you get on an average day?
i might have to borrow a few titles from your list, sarah ... very tempting. very.
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I don't even know what OEM software is but apparently I am in dire need of some.
And you hardly need to borrow from me. You are very creative with titles.
sarah, oem means "original equipment manufacturer", it refers to bundled software (bundled with a computer). -- end of lesson. ;)
i am not very creative at all at the moment. nothing, nothing, nothing. maybe i should finally drag the poem title generator from the attic?!
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