drum roll

I’d like to thank bedthings.
I’d like to thank good manners.
I’d like to thank pasta with approximate cooking times.
I’d like to thank law.
I’d like to thank the IBEW.
I’d like to thank ee cummings.
I’d like to thank drinks on the house.
I’d like to thank my sister's early fashion advice.
I’d like to thank the biggest dictionary.
I’d like to thank Volvo.
I’d like to thank winter for Christmas.
I’d like to thank these scissors.
I’d like to thank pizza delivery.
I’d like to thank free public restrooms.
I’d like to thank eat your heart out.
I’d like to thank toys without batteries.
I’d like to thank Robert Mondavi.
My mom, too. My God!