I’ll be hogdrawn.
I’ll be bogswallowed.
Yes, I’ll be Weltschmelz.
I’ll be fogwracked.
Stripsearched.
I’ll be hornrimmed.
I’ll be oozing lazuli.
I’ll be cornfed and homebloomed.
I’ll be newly marooned.
I’ll be dogsledded.
Blue snooded.
I’ll be barebottomed.
Forktongued and thongtied.
Henpecked.
Well, I’ll be damned.
I’ll be goddamned.
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4 comments:
Hee! I love this, Sarah. Great title, great poem.
Sarah, this totally rocks!
ha. love the title. yes. those paperbacks ...
oh and how appropriate that the word verification says "pfuff". :)
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