tired of this particular hypothesis

If this were France we’d all walk around half-naked and take drugs
If this were France we’d have better taste and spend all our money on art
If this were France we’d laugh through adultery and fraud
If this were France we’d be on strike
If this were France we’d shower occasionally and smoke all day long
If this were France we’d drink our coke without ice cubes
If this were France we’d speak French and not have the faintest what we were talking about