also research won't help you sleep

lack of sleep linked to obesity, infertility, bulemia, tinnitus, headaches, eye aches, road rage, diabetes, tooth decay, male menopause, lack of patience, lack of foresight, lack of mugworts, poverty, osteoporosis, zits, writer's block, depression, high blood pressure, fawning, lolling, alcoholism, communism, heart disease, hallucinations, adultery, doldrums, delusions of grandeur, death and the fear of death