Anatomy and Cleopatra, or recent misreadings

Customers have been abandoning physical sores at an increasing pace. 

(stores)

You can’t argue with fire ant.

(fine art)

A school sheltering distracted people was hit by what appeared to be an airstrike. 

(displaced)

After reading the passage, students were asked to put their convulsions in writing. 

(conclusions)

British Museum’s Boob Wheel gets attention

(book)

Haworth's weather is generally windy, rainy, and cough.

(rough)

Sounds injuring.

(intriguing)

Police find cannibals growing on the highway.

(cannibas)

The 'local midwife' can refer to more than just exotic native fauna.

(wildlife)