The only thing worse than movies about soccer is actual soccer.
The only thing worse than affixing the adjective 'shadowy' to the noun 'recesses' is affixing the adjective 'dark.'
The only thing worse than a cheap wine is an expensive wine that tastes like shit.
The only thing worse than a sledding accident is a deliberate sledding suicide attempt that leaves you mangled and unable to go to the potty alone but nevertheless alive.
(I actually loved Ethan Frome.)
Monday, February 21, 2011
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4 comments:
I loved Ethan Frome, too.
I always thought that "dark recesses" would be playing four-square and kick-ball on the starlit playground.
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this is great.
that's my affected Swedish laugh.
I do prefer cheap wine to expensive wine that tastes like shit.
Or, one could just say *to hell with it* and drink bourbon.
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