I should be sipping chardonnay with you,
watching the candlewax build its limestone quarry.
But I itch all over.
It’s hard to be inhibited when a belittling affliction
salts the wounded scalp like some medieval torture.
I get more primitive by the minute.
Mmmm, to scratch is natural.
Will you squat behind me, apeman,
and ogle my follicles?
Sunday, July 05, 2009
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Mmmmmm-Mmmmmmm-Mmmmmm
Hee-hee...and cha-cha cha... ; )
I've gotten lice and round worm, both of which are embarrassing to admit in any other forum but here. When raised to such high form I'm now wondering when I can get my next bout of mosquito bites or a nasty sunburn.
lice suck
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