Thursday, September 18, 2008

dear manufacturer trying to sell my 12-year old a push-up bra

Man opens fire, robs bank, cheats welfare
Man threatens teller, resists arrest, blows up bridge
Man insults officer, shoots three, kills one
Man runs red light, poisons neighbor, solicits prostitute
Man loots booty, lights self on fire, throws wife from car
Man drives into crowd, goes insane, defrauds authorities
Man stalks actress, runs amok, kills self


Valerie Loveland said...

I am considering moving back to Philly in the next few years. I started reading The Phillyist just in time for a news story about a man who attacked a random person with a hammer on the subway, chased the person out onto the platform and tried to throw him onto the subway tracks.

SarahJane said...

my sister lives in Philly. I lived there briefly, too, up around spring garden st. it is indeed teeming with criminal activity, and lunatics of all inclinations. has its wonders, as well, many many.

Valerie Loveland said...

Thanks for saying this. I've been reading too much news, which means too much bad news about it.

DSM III (g.a.e.t.) said...

I can understand this.

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