Torpordo (n., pl. –does) [NLat. genus of ancient underwater homosapien known to explode]: A cigar-shaped middle-aged white lady barely able to self-propel herself when launched from bed with too little sleep.
2 comments:
Anonymous
said...
lol...perhaps a good title for an autobiography. just kidding. hey, i thought of you yesterday. had a family halloween party. my mom almost started to cry remembering how she almost killed me with the model glue...gluing hair to my werewolf mask....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
2 comments:
lol...perhaps a good title for an autobiography. just kidding. hey, i thought of you yesterday. had a family halloween party. my mom almost started to cry remembering how she almost killed me with the model glue...gluing hair to my werewolf mask....rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
hope all is well.
you need to write down every word she says and write it up as a memoir!
Post a Comment