i am in competition with my colleague

my colleague comes in
he is wearing a nice suit and dark tie
i am not wearing a suit or tie
i am not even wearing a shirt with buttons
the editor asks if i remember a candidate comes today
is he asking me because of my shirt, have i worn the wrong shirt
my colleague has new glasses
i wear glasses, too, but they are not silver
they do not make me look like a spaceman
i will put my glasses on now
i win