Sunday, April 29, 2007

Dear publication,

I appreciate your trusting me to be among your readers. However, after careful review of your contents, I have decided your publication does not suit my current needs.

Please know I have been overwhelmed by dozens of high quality publications this month, and my resources are limited. I must often reject journals that have merit.

I regret the volume of publications available prevents me from responding in a more personal manner. I wish you luck in placing your product elsewhere.

14 comments:

Rob said...

Nice.

Be sure to leave a little space at the bottom of the slip for some handwritten comments.

Rachel Mallino said...

hahahahaha!!!

I wish you luck in finding another reader to enjoy your journal.

Dave said...

Brilliant.

michi said...

hahahahaaa!!! yes! yes! yes!

where are you going to send this?

:)

Dale said...

Grinning. That's marvellous.

brent goodman said...

Yes! Touche . . .

Glad I found your blog via Dave @ negativa

SarahJane said...

hee

Sharon Hurlbut said...

Hee! Yes, and make sure to add a handwritten scrawl that is completely unreadable.

GrumpyTeacher1 said...

Oh, that is great!

Montgomery Maxton said...

Love it! I found your blog via Brent above.

Erin said...

Humorous & empowering. A difficult pairing to pull off.

Glenn Ingersoll said...

You left off the dun for the reading fee.

Anonymous the Younger said...

Awesome! Hilarious

-n

SarahJane said...

thanks for reading.
i know they mean well.

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