I dreamed a little man in suspenders appeared at my door with a flyer announcing that everything assumed unsafe and unhealthy is actually fine. All those warnings are a government plot, he said. Just enjoy yourself.
Entering a construction site without a hard hat? No worries!
Smoking two packs a day? Absolutely fine!
SMSing on my cell phone while driving? Go ahead!
Binge drinking? Pure fun!
Using combustible substances in unventilated areas?
Ha!
Unsafe sex? An oxymoron!
Trans-fats? Delicious!
Drinking llama blood? Null problemo!
Friday, December 08, 2006
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2 comments:
question: which of the above did you try before the dream?
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I was just sticking my knife way down in the toaster to get the burning crumbs out.
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