Miles is king

Thanks to Arlene Ang (again) for putting Miles in grave danger.
My mother, god knows how, thought the shot was real. She asked how did I stay calm while he had his picture taken like that.
My mother, by the way, is the one who in the 80's sent my extremely patriotic and hospitalized grandfather a Get-Well postcard from Washington signed "Pres. Ronald Reagan." My grandfather fell for it; his pride was unspeakably hurt when the truth came out. She wasn't trying to fool him, actually. She thought he'd "get it."
And how I would get my son to eat bananas while perched on the breast of a giant gorilla I don't know.